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NaLeWriMo: Nom Legacy 1.1


We left off at Habanero Nom finding love in the form of a college instructor, Prof. Marionette Collins, thanks to the better matchmaking skills of The Diva. As triple bolters, let’s hope they get along long enough to pop out some babies.


Hey! What’re you doing? >:(
Chowder: I was lonely so I crawled into bed wit dem... But I’m too big so dey left. :c


Habanero: Hey, I know we only just met like, hours ago, but do you want to move in with me?
Marionette: Totally! I love roofless men!


SCORE.


And voila! A roof and walls.
Now it looks a little more cozy. c:


Marionette Collins
Popularity Aspiration
LTW: Have 20 Simultaneous Best Friends
[Leo]
~ 10 Neat
~ 7 Outgoing
~ 3 Active
~ 4 Playful
~ 4 Nice
OTH: Cuisine (there’s our cook!)
+ Fatness, Beards
- Glasses

What a beauty. o uo


Habanero is such a romantic.


It’s that nerdy Science hobby, I bet.
Marionette doesn’t seem to mind though. c:


Habanerno: I feel like we can totally be in a committed relationship.
Marionette: OMG I was thinking the same thing too! :)
-goes steady-
Habanero: omfg what did i just do


So while Habanero is away, genius Marionette breaks the shower, and attempts to fix it.
First she mops... Because that’s totally logical, you see.


Marionette: I’ll just tighten this screw here...


Marionette: GOD STOP FUCKING LEAKING


Showerhead: -ATTACK-
Marionette: AAAAHWHARRGARLRR


At least it’s fixed.
Here is what the interior looks like now, by the way.


She ended up having breakfast herself that morning. Habanero didn’t return from work until later on.


forever kinda aloooone :(


And because Marionette failed to clean up the puddle ("I already mopped it up before I fixed it! Why do I need to mop it again?") Chowder took the liberty of drinking it.
God knows where else that water’s been.


Chowder: -rollrolroll-


Chowder: -ROLLROLLROLL- NURR HURR HURR I’M SO HAPPY


Habanero: -giving little shits, trying to study-


Another update on the house, I’ve finally added flooring and wallpaper. c:
Now it doesn’t look completely like shit, lol.


Naked tv watching turns me on too.
I guess they never fell in love before she moved in, hah.


GIVE ME BABIES.


-woohoo-nity lost-


Chowder didn’t want to be around all the sexy sounds, aww.


I had them woohoo in bed.
Still no baby chime.


CHILDREN PLEASE.


Habanero doesn’t mind a girl who takes control.
In fact, he kinda likes it.
You kinky ginger, you.


Chowder: are you done mating i’m so lonely ; __;


Habanero: Awwwww, poor baby. -petpet-


Chowder: YOU LOVE ME 8D


While Marionette was sleeping, I had Habanero practice charisma in the bedroom.
I didn't know it would wake her up. > > Guess you learn something new every day.
Marionette: |:


Marionette: 'SCUSE ME TRYING TO SLEEP HERE LOVER KINDLY GET OUT OF MY FACE


Habanero: -ignore-
Marionette: omgwhatanasshole


He finally went to bed.
Habanero looks a little too pleased with himself.


Cute, even as some low-end retail clerk. <3


Oh yeah, Marionette has work today too.
She almost missed the carpool. My bad.
(She's in the Dance career, I believe.)


Marionette came home first that day, and brought a friend with her from work.
Coworker: omg you stink i think i threw up in my mouth
Marionette: Rude-ass ho |:


Habanero believes himself to be immune to the cold, just as Chowder is.


Habanero: WHO'S A GOOD BOY?
Chowder: I AM I AM I PEED OUTSIDE INSTEAD OF ON YOUR CARPET 8)


Meanwhile, Marionette doesn't seem to be doing well.


She got up out of bed to lounge on the couch despite her plummeted energy bar.


Go to bed, girl. You have work to do and babies to make.


In the morning, while Habanero paints...


Marionette - lol that work outfit - seems to have morning-after issues.
Marionette: UH HELLO?


Pop!


Please don't be a difficult pregnant Sim. x(


I made her go to work anyway.
All ya'll po.


Marionette brought Plantsim friend home! :D
They didn't appreciate whatever shitass kicked over their trash.
Chowder: BARK BARK STRANGER DANGER


This kid has balls, walking up to some random property to steal shit when there's a massive pit bull staring you down.


Chowder: HI I DON'T KNOW YOU -sniff-
Downtownie: Uh.. uh.. hi?


Downtownie: omg he's gonna eat my balls


Downtownie: RUN AWAAAAAY
Chowder: But I wanted to play...


Chowder: OH he must be getting me treats! :3


STOP SKANK-FACING AND GO TO BED.


When dogs sleep, they dream about their master. C:


You're a vain little shit.


Habanero: Why, aren't YOU a stunning bloke?


Habanero: And such an award-winning smile - you were made for fame!


Marionette: -pop!-
Habanero: Getting a little chunky, babe.


Habanero proposed while he still had the chance.






Can't have illegitimate children, after all.


You fear commitment but don't mind engagement?
Okay, bby.




Fuck chance cards.


Marionette: Phew.. I'm getting a little..


-splat-

-hours later-


Marionette: Huh?-- oh god, where am I?


Annnd on the floor it goes.


Habanero: -still doesn't have any shits to give-


Oh, hi Theresa.
What're you doing here, letting Habanero feel up all on you?


WHAT WAS THE POINT IN SETTING HIM UP WITH MARIONETTE IF YOU WERE JUST GONNA FUCK HIM


How scandalous.


I didn't know this was how best friends were made.


Marionette: My cheater senses are tingling.


Good thing Sims can't see through walls. >__>


Better get married before she finds out, lolol.


Habanero: I promise never to cheat on you and if I do to never let you find out!
Marionette: I promise to wring your balls around your neck and steal all of your money when it gets around!




Deal.


Well then.


Habanero: o god what have i done
That's what happens when you're thrown into a legacy.


It was pretty much socializing during the entire party.
My self-sim has been engaged for far too long, and gazed at the wedding arch in envy for most of the time.


Omnomnom, pregnant Sims.
Marionette: Sooo... you've done this before too?
Simself: Yeah totally, this is like, my tenth kid.
Marionette: ...


You were not made to be a founder, lol.
JUST HANG IN THERE.


Honeymoon in a sick nutshell.


The next morning.


Marionette: OH GOD I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS


Habanero: COUGHHACKCOUGH MAYBE IF I COUGH HARD ENOUGH I'LL DIE


Townie: -runs in to witness childbirth-




That is not two, Maxis.
Also, lol his fear was fulfilled.


Habanero: oh no it's alive


Habanero: WHYYYYY


Habanero: Well, I'm out. lolbye.


That's cool, not like she needed help or anything.




Archive:
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Here is the next installment of the Nom Legacy.
Enjoy! o uo

Comments

( 5 comments — Leave a comment )
liordisaster
Jan. 5th, 2014 03:38 pm (UTC)
Maxis doesn't have the ability to give triplets on sims two. you must have the trips&quads hack... or a glitchy game xP either way, it only counts up to two xP having trips and quads and trying to equal the chances of any number is evil when you click random... my legacy heir ended up with eight children D:

I can't wait to see how cute your babies are! :3 and lol poor Habanero xP
grilledfortune
Jan. 5th, 2014 03:42 pm (UTC)
Oh, I definitely have Triplets and Quads installed lol, I love large families on the Sims, as crazy as it gets. C: But I always find it funny when the notification says two because that means you'll really be getting two, or over 9000. :P

Thanks for reading! I can't wait either lol.
liordisaster
Jan. 5th, 2014 04:05 pm (UTC)
It's very saddening when you're just like "okay okay I'll let you /try/ for a baby once more" and it works and you're like "ugh okay okay i'll deal you've got two sets of twins so it's probs twins again" then the game's like "LOL NOPE" and gives you quads D: trips and quads is sob worthy sometimes xP
rocking_kitty
Jan. 7th, 2014 07:20 am (UTC)
Poor Marionette. But then again, what did she expect her love of roofless strangers she only met would lead to XD
Jasmine Selah Pyles
Jan. 28th, 2014 09:15 pm (UTC)
Lord xD Habanero is something else. 3 babies.. Man two is too much for me to be honest. Wait til Habanero finds out he can't leave.
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